Mattel Is Turning BTS Into Dolls, And Army Twitter Is Shookt

Welp, there go our savings.
K-pop juggernaut BTS's members are so cute that we'd love to take them home. Pretty soon, you might just be able to. Mattel just announced via Twitter that they're partnering with BigHit to create official BTS dolls, and as expected, the internet has gone crazy over the BTS x Mattel news.
Mattel, @bts_bighit & @BigHitEnt are bringing #BTSDollsOfficial to millions around the world! Follow us for #BTSxMattel updates. #BTS pic.twitter.com/6NBvG75iKl
— Mattel (@Mattel) January 7, 2019
According to Mattel, these dolls won't be Barbie or Ken dolls, but an entirely new line.
They're not Barbie or Ken dolls -- these are a new line of Mattel dolls! Stay tuned for more info.
— Mattel (@Mattel) January 7, 2019
Colour us intrigued.
Here are some of our favourite reactions to the BTS x Mattel news.
1. RIP, 2019 budget.
It’s only been 6 days since 2019 and they already want my money ? pic.twitter.com/vwaW5vltg0
— Ruchi (@giddyforbangtan) January 7, 2019
2. The biggest plot twist of 2019 came early.
I thought I was done playing with dolls .-. pic.twitter.com/Oesy6FNnM3
— Kpop Memes & More! (@Lala_BTS_V) January 7, 2019
3. Practicality? Watdat?
everyone: wtf nO, i won't waste my money on this, i'm not even using them
me:#BTSxMattel pic.twitter.com/RCK4F7Yutb— melissa (@lunaxyoongi) January 7, 2019
4. We. Want. Accessories!
Please tell me you are also making the @Hyundai palisade for them to ride in. And their pets. And an assortment of outfits including Blood Sweat and Tears. And including photocards...
— ???♀️キャサリン✂️⚰️? (@Sweetdestruxion) January 7, 2019
5. Same, fam.
Me walking in to toy stores past all the 5 year olds to get my BTS dolls #BTSDollsOfficial #BTSxMATTEL pic.twitter.com/RrcxsbKjqA
— Saira (@anOT7girl) January 7, 2019
6. We gonna have soooo much fun.
Me thinking about all the role plays, tea parties and the fun me and my 7 doll besties be havin @ 3 AM in the morning#BTSDollsOfficial #BTS #army #BTSxMattel #streamDNA
— jungkook ♡ (@TheWordTaekook) January 7, 2019
7. The boys are basically Ken dolls already, so this should be easy for Mattel.
a sneak peek #BTSxMattel pic.twitter.com/9FChQGfeDl
— arah (@poutyminyoongi) January 7, 2019
8. Of course, this could go very, very wrong.
what ARMYs expect the dolls to look like vs what theyd actually look like#BTSxMattel pic.twitter.com/29qN4u8zwp
— lea (@seokjinbit) January 7, 2019