You Can Now Buy An Aquaman Dildo, Because This Is The World We Live In Now
Of course, it's 100% waterproof.
Ever since the world became aware of Jason Momoa (thank you GoT!), he’s been in practically every warm-blooded female’s (and some males’) fantasies. And now that Aquaman is out, the Momoa love train is back in full steam. So we guess it was only inevitable that someone in the self-pleasure industry would jump on the Momoa bandwagon and come up with an Aquaman sex toy.
The Australian company Geeky Sex Toys have unleashed an Aquaman-themed dildo into the world, and we’re not quite sure how to feel about it. Cleverly called the “AquaMoan”, it promises to “exceed your wildest expectations”, and comes complete with scales and a strong suction cup. Of course, it’s 100% waterproof.
Presenting… The Aquaman Sex Toy
“Let the King of the Seven Seas swim into the deepest darkest depths of your downstairs today!”
The AquaMoan will set you back A$85, or US$61. Geeky Sex Toys only made 500 of these, and each Aquaman sex toy will come with its own unique certificate showing which number dildo you snagged.
Geeky Sex Toys have also made sex toys inspired by popular franchises like Star Wars, The Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, and many, many others. Since we’re already here, let’s take a look at Geeky Sex Toys’ other products:
Möan-lnir
Odin is so rolling in his grave right now.
Red LED Laser Sword Dildo
Yup, it lights up.
Dildek
“This emotionless robot dong was built for one reason, and one reason only. Pleasure.”
Darth Vibrator
It promises to leave you “breathless”.
Dildo Wand – Sailor Girl
For girls who fight evil by moonlight and win love by daylight.
Pokemoan Squirty
Yup, not even Pokemon was spared. (Also in this line is a Pikachu butt plug.)
What do you think of the Aquaman sex toy? Would you buy one? (For, you know, “a friend”?)
